Fun with Google Search

 

The developers at Google certainly make sure that the popular search engine lives up not to be just another boring search site. It doesn’t only interacts with surfers but provides a few laughs and surprises as well. Give it a try and search some key words as suggested below.

 

Type the following words and hit I Am Feeling Lucky OR Google Search on Google’s home page and you might be surprised on what Google do or returns with. It is best to bypass Google’s auto search capability by going directly to this link http://www.google.com/webhp?complete=0, because auto search ruins the effect.

 

1. ASKEW or BSKEW or CSKEW

2. TILT

3. DO A BARREL ROLL

4. RECURSION

5. ANAGRAM

6. A BAKER’S DOZEN

7. THE NUMBER OF HORNS ON A UNICORN

8. THE LONELIEST NUMBER

9. ONCE IN A BLUE MOON

10. THE ANSWER TO THE ULTIMATE QUESTION OF LIFE THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING

12. FIND CHUCK NORRIS

13. GOOGLE EPIC (after typing this, look for "Check out my little brother, Weenie Google" at the bottom of the screen) 

14. GOOGLE PIG LATIN

15. GOOGLE PIRATE

16. WHO IS THE CUTEST PERSON?

17. GOOGLE 133T

18. EWMEW FUDD

19. GOOGLE GANGSTER

      

20. GOOGLE BORK

21. XX-KLINGON

22. FUNNY GOOGLE (you can set your own name with this)
23. GOOGLE SPHERE

24. GOOGLE GRAVITY (wait a sec to experience the effect of gravity.)

25. ELGOOG (a mirror effect)

26. RAINBOW GOOGLE

      

27. LOL LIMEWIRE

28. GOOGLE HEART PAGE

29. GOOGLE LOCO                 

     

30. ANNOYING GOOGLE

31. GOOGLE MAGIC

32. 2OB.ORG

33. EPIC GOOGLE

34. EPIC BOX

35. SEXY SNAPE

36. WEENIE GOOGLE

37. WHO’S AWESOME

 

GREAT FUNNY LOGOs

 

Google Pacman  - a fun way to search and play the classic game from the 70s

 

Google Les Paul: - you can play guitar on Google's logo, you can record your song and send it to your friends to listen. That day YouTube was full of recorded songs on Google's logo guitar.

 

Google can also do special search for  mathematical formulas such as these and returns a very familiar result. Copy and paste the formulas and click I am Feeling Lucky.

 

(sqrt(cos(x))*cos(200 x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(9-x^2), -sqrt(9-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5

or

sqrt(cos(x))*cos(200*x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(9-x^2), -sqrt(9-x^2)

Paper ad congratulation flub

Miami Herald posted an ad sponsored by Macy’s congratulating the Miami Heat as the 2010-2011 NBA Champions which of course they are not. The title went to the Dallas Mavericks after winning the series 4-2. The newspaper acknowledged their error later and apologized for the misprint.

 

The Future Technology. LOL!

 

Presenting the MacTini!

 

The Elvis Presley Bug

A camouflage that bears resemblance to the king.

 

 

Silly Questions

01. If all the nations in the world are in debt(i am not joking. Even US has got debts), where did all the money go?

02. When dog food is new with improved tasting, who tests it?

03. What is the speed of darkness?

04. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

05. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?

06. Can you cry under water?

07. Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?.

08. Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?

09. Do fish ever get thirsty?

10. Can you get cornered in a round room?

11. What does OK actually mean?.

12. Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep?

13. What came first, the fruit or the color orange?

14. What should one call a male ladybird?

15. If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?

16. Can you blow a balloon up under water?

17. Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?

18. If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it?

19. If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

20. Why is it called a TV set when theres only one?

21. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

22. Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?

Let's find out just how clever you really are....

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK?
Don't scroll down until you've given up.
Ready? GO!!!

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First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place, so you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.

Now answer the second question,
but don't take as much time as you took for the first one, OK ?

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Second Question:

If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

You're not very good at this, are you?

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Third Question:

Very tricky arithmetic!

Note: This must be done in your head only.

Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it.. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30.
Add another 1000 . Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add 10 . What is the total?
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Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.

If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator! Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right.... ...Maybe.

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Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the ! name of the fifth daughter?
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Did you Answer Nunu?

NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

Okay, now the bonus round:

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A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?
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He just has to open his mouth and ask...

It's really very simple....

Real Courtroom Dramas

These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm and quiet while these exchanges were actually taking place.

ATTORNEY : When is your birthday?
WITNESS : July 18th.
ATTORNEY : What year?
WITNESS : Every year.

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ATTORNEY : What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS : Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

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ATTORNEY : This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS : Yes.
ATTORNEY : And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS : I forget.
ATTORNEY : You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?

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ATTORNEY : How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS : Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY : How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS : Forty-five years.

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ATTORNEY : Are you sexually active?
WITNESS : No, I just lie there.

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ATTORNEY : What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS : He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY : And why did that upset you?
WITNESS : My name is Susan.

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ATTORNEY : Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS : We both do.
ATTORNEY : Voodoo?
WITNESS : We do.
ATTORNEY : You do?
WITNESS : Yes, voodoo.

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ATTORNEY : Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS : Did you actually pass the bar exam?

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ATTORNEY : The youngest son, the twenty-one year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS : Uh, he's twenty-one.

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ATTORNEY : Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS : Would you repeat the question?

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ATTORNEY : So the date of conception of the baby was August 8th?
WITNESS : Yes.
ATTORNEY : And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS : Uh....

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ATTORNEY : She had three children, right?
WITNESS : Yes.
ATTORNEY : How many were boys?
WITNESS : None.
ATTORNEY : Were there any girls?

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ATTORNEY : How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS : By death.
ATTORNEY : And by whose death was it terminated?

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ATTORNEY : Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS : He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY : Was this a male or a female?

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ATTORNEY : Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS : No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

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ATTORNEY : Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS : All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

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ATTORNEY : ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS : Oral.

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ATTORNEY : Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS : The autopsy started around 8:30 pm.
ATTORNEY : And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS : No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!

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ATTORNEY : Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS : Huh?

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As for the last!!! ATTORNEY : Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS : No.
ATTORNEY : Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS : No.
ATTORNEY : Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS : No.
ATTORNEY : So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS : No.
ATTORNEY : How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS : Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY : But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS : Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

Funniest Math Jokes....

Below are the funniest math jokes I've ever seen . . . enjoy!